Dirt Candy Tote Bag

PLEASE NOTE: ALL ORDERS PLACED AFTER 12/20 WILL SHIP AFTER 12/27.

Made of 100% recycled cotton, the Dirt Candy tote bag will eliminate plastic bags from your life. As we all know, plastic bags from the supermarket clutter up your cabinets, drink all your beer and slip into your bedroom at night and try to suffocate you. Plastic bags are the problem! The Dirt Candy tote bag is the solution! Infinitely reusable, unreasonably attractive, it's the recycled cotton tote bag that tells everyone else at the store that you are the captain of your own ship, you are the master of your own destiny! Sturdy, reliable, and trustworthy, the Dirt Candy tote bag is the perfect solution for people who've decided that they're sick and tired of lugging around crinkly, unsightly plastic bags. Vegetables not included.